RC Jokes

[jhsa]

Because this is a happy forum:

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Favor an RC airplane Over a Wife

#10. You can trade an old .61 for a new .25.
#9. You can keep one plane at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's plane and tell him so, he will probably let you
try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary airplane doesn't mind if you keep another airplane for a backup.
#6. Your airplane will stay with you even if you run out of nitro or lipos.
#5. An airplane doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Airplanes function normally every day of the month.
#3. An airplane doesn't ask , "Do these new wheels make me look fat?"
#2... An airplane doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
#1. YOU CAN BUY A MUFFLER FOR A PLANE

[jhsa]

Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:

1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.

2) Airplanes can be turned on by the flip of a switch.

3)Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."

4) Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.

5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.

10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.

14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good

[jhsa]

Bob and Pete were a couple of drinking mates who worked as aircraft mechanics in Melbourne.

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do….

Bob said, “Mate, I wish we had something to drink!”

Pete says, “Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and
get a buzz. You want to try it?”

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch
and get completely smashed.

The next morning Bob wakes up and is surprised at how good he
feels. In fact he feels GREAT!!! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

Then the phone rings. It’s Pete, who says, “Hey, how do you feel
this morning?”

Bob says, “I feel great, how about you?”

Pete says, “I feel great, too. You don’t have a hangover?”

Bob says, “No that jet fuel is great stuff – no hangover, nothing.
We ought to do this more often. “Yeah, well there’s just one thing.”

“What’s that?”

“Have you farted yet?” “No.”

“Well DON’T, ‘cause I’m in Perth.”

[kaos]

[Peter]

Great! :lol::D:-D
Did you show them to your wife?

Verstuurd van mijn GT-I9300 met Tapatalk

[Clivew]

I hope this doen't offend anyone

Definitions

1 PYLON RACER FAI
a)Walks on water.
b)Leaps multi storey flats
c)Talks to God
d)Catches bullets with his teeth
e)Uses Kraft
f)Looks down on Pattern Fliers

2 PATTERN FLIER
a)Swims well
b)Jumps high walls
c)Prays often
d)Good shot
e)Uses Skyleader
f)Looks down on Scale modellers

3 SCALE PILOT
a)Can dog paddle
b)Runs into walls
c)Admires Pylon Pilots, but daren't talk to them
d)Is safe with a water pistol
e)Uses Futaba
f)Looks down on Glider Pilots

GLIDER PILOT
a)Doesn't wash
b)Leaves scratch marks on walls
c)Mumbles to himself
d)Wets himself with his water pistol
e)Uses HMV - the dog retrieves
f)Wishes he could start a glo - plug engine

The radios mentioned dates it a wee bit
Guess what I used to do?

[jhsa]

[jhsa]

Apple's new release.. It comes with a bluetooth dongle made specially for using with the ersky board and display the frsky telemetry..

[jhsa]

To all the engineers in the forum.

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